Look right here, Gio – since you acquired some pretend information, brother! After a giant 4-1 week (mixed with a tough one for the Maestro), JJ is lastly over .500, and only a sport and a half again of Harris Allen within the Unlocks of the Week race!
This week, we’ve got Paul Rosenberg in however no Fleegs or Hoff, so we’ve got some proxy picks from JJ, who’s taking a few doggy hooks and fading some winners whereas he’s at it, and the return of randomness from Rosey!
First, the present standings (final week in parenthesis):
The Maestro: 36-32-2 (1-4)
JJ: 35-34-1 (4-1)
Fleegs: 33-35-2 (3-2)
Hoff: 7-6 in restricted obligation (2-3)
Rosey: 13-17 in restricted obligation (N/A)
And now, JJ’s Unlocks for Week 15!
Houston (+7.5) at Indianapolis: “I really feel soiled going in opposition to a crew that has been good to me, however I like Houston right here. The primary matchup got here all the way down to the wire, and if it wasn’t for a fumble, Houston may need gained outright. I do know they performed poorly in opposition to Chicago final week, however the Texans might catch Indianapolis napping right here. I believe Houston finds a strategy to maintain it tight.”
Carolina (+8.5) at Inexperienced Bay: “I gave this out on Odds on Sports activities, however I like the Carolina Panthers. I do know you say Inexperienced Bay’s offense is unstoppable, however I additionally consider the Panthers will compete, they usually have been excellent as street canine. Teddy Bridgewater finds a strategy to cowl when he’s a street canine.”
Minnesota (-3) vs. Chicago: “The Bears should not any good. I’m somewhat involved with the best way the road has moved in some locations, however when unsure, fade Mitchell Trubisky – particularly off a win! The Vikings are a greater crew, and if they’d an honest kicker, they could have lined or gained in opposition to Tampa.”
Arizona (-6.5) vs. Philadelphia: “I have a look at the Eagles this week because the sq. canine of the week. Everyone’s trying to hop on board after Jalen Hurts beat New Orleans, however did you see what Arizona did to the Giants? I believe this might be a welcome to the NFL second for Jalen Hurts. This line hasn’t moved in any respect and is cut up, so I’m going with the higher crew.”
New Orleans (+3) vs. Kansas Metropolis: “I light Patrick Mahomes final week, and I’m doing it once more. New Orleans is coming off a stinker. I do know they gained’t have Michael Thomas, and that hurts, however Drew Brees is again, they usually’re hitting at a 60 % clip. KC goes to lose ultimately, and it is a great spot for it. I’m taking the factors, however give me the cash line too whereas we’re at it!”
Harris’ Picks
Minnesota (-3) vs. Chicago
Arizona (-6.5) vs. Philadelphia
Buffalo (-6) at Denver
Jacksonville (+13) at Baltimore
Cleveland (-6) at NY Giants
Fleegs’ Picks
Minnesota (-3) vs. Chicago
Philadelphia (+6.5) at Arizona
Indianapolis (-7.5) vs. Houston
LA Rams (-17) vs. NY Jets
Miami (-1.5) vs. New England
Rosey’s Picks and Props
Kansas Metropolis (-3) at New Orleans
Inexperienced Bay/Clemson/Alabama ML (-120)
Cam Akers OVER 68.5 Rush Yards (-120)
Jalen Hurts OVER 57.5 Rush Yards (-110)
Aaron Rodgers OVER 2.5 Passing TD (+120)
Wanna hear it from the boys themselves? Hearken to JJ’s Unlocks of Week 15 beneath!
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